It's got my pant leg!
Paper Shredder On Wheels Just Keeps On Shredding

Inspired by the old paper shredder his mom was throwing out, artist Japhy Riddle added wheels to it and transformed it into a piece of kinetic art, pulling itself along and endlessly shredding provided it has a piece of paper long enough, and its power cord reaches.

The machine gives off the feel of a ravenous anthropomorphic monster whose only purpose is to constantly feed.

Cool, but where are the googly eyes? I would have assumed that’s a no-brainer, yet here I am watching it, with no googly eyes. Now I’m not sure what they’re teaching in art school these days, but when I went, there were only two schools of thought: tasteful nudes, and googly eyes. I dared to mix both.