Harnessing the power of ChatGPT, Boston Dynamics has turned one of their Spot quadruped robots into a talking tour guide, capable of providing tours of their facility with a variety of personalities, including a 1920’s archaeologist, Shakespearean actor, British butler, and bleak sarcastic guy “Josh”. All of the different personalities were created by adding just a single additional prompt to the robot’s script (e.g. you’re a Shakespearean actor), and the AI did the rest. Great, so robots are taking our tour guide jobs now. Is nothing sacred? Personally, I still prefer my tour guides the same as I prefer my sexual partners– “Old and knowledgable.” Okay I was just going to say human.