I'M TRYIN' TO CROSS HERE.
Surprise!: Deer Leaps Over Road Cyclist

This is a clip from the helmetcam of cyclist Edwin Gonzalez Montoya while pedaling in the Hincapie Gran Fondo in Greenville, South Carolina, when a deer leaps over the road, and him in the process. Apparently Edwin wasn’t sure what it actually was until reviewing the video footage. Me? I would have known that was a deer before I even saw it. I can smell them from a mile away. And not just because I once spent three months in the woods covered in deer urine trying to befriend woodland creatures, but everybody spends their summer break differently.