Yeah my brakes would just squeal and catch fire until I went ass over elbows.
Sweaty Palms: Cyclist Danny MacAskill Attacks ‘The Slabs’ On The Isle Of Skye

This is a video of incredibly skilled cyclist Danny MacAskill downhilling the massive granite slabs on Scotland’s Isle Of Skye, where he’s from. His goal was to try to ride The Slabs in the most continuous line that he could. Now I don’t know about you, but my hands started sweating almost the moment the video started. *shrug* I suppose some people just have to live their life on the edge, you know? Me? I like to live my life on the edge too — the edge of the sofa reaching for the chips and soda on the coffee table, am I right?! High-five! Come on, anybody? What, is it because of all the Cheetos dust?

Keep going for the video, as well as a behind-the-scenes video if you’re interested.