This is the $35 Stretch Clock available for preorder from almost object (shipping April 2021, if there IS an April 2021), a large rubber band with the workings of an analog clock attached along its length with the numbers 3 and 9 printed to the sides (with 12 and 6

Because who doesn’t want to use the carpool lane when they’re driving alone (but things look so much faster over there!), this is the inflatable Grinch Car Buddy with Scarf from Gemmy. He costs $42 on Amazon and buckles into a car seat so you have somebody to talk to

Because there’s no better way to let the loved ones on your shopping list know they’re getting guns for Christmas this year, these are the tactical Christmas stockings from Garud. The $15 stockings are available on Amazon, come in eight different colors and patterns (including pink camo and a bone

Cats: a lot of them like to hide under the bed. Mine are no exception. Enter this $600 – $800 ‘Gatrimonial Bed‘ made by Colombia-based CatLife. It’s a platform bed (mattress not included) with a sort of maze underneath so your cats can find a safe, quiet (at least until

Inspired by Vinheteiro’s performance of the Soviet anthem with an AK-47, this is a video of Youtuber EasyPianoHacks performing the Star-Spangled Banner with an AR-15 and silenced pistol. And what a day for it to, am I right? How timely. I can practically see the rocket’s red glare and bombs

The internet: it will provide. Granted it might not provide anything of value, but its wheels never stop turning. Enter this compilation of autotuned animals by Youtuber Cpt. Autotune. It’s predominately cats and dogs, but several other kinds of animals make appearances as well, including some cows, chickens, hyenas, and

Because who doesn’t want to pretend they’re stepping into the future when they get home instead of a cheap apartment with an ongoing roach problem, this is the $25 officially licensed Back To The Future II hoverboard doormat available from Firebox. Now granted I haven’t seen the movie in a

Because who doesn’t want the salty, vinegar-y taste of a pickle on their lips at all times, this is Mr. Pickle’s World Famous Pickle Lip Balm ($12 on Amazon). Questionable world fame aside, the $12 lip balm seems to be promoted as a gag gift, which makes sense since(!) I