Above: David standing in front of a wall of Funko Pop characters THAT’S 17 FIGURES DEEP. Seventeen!
Move over Paul Scardino and your 5,306 Funko Pop! figurines, because there’s a new new, NEW king of pop in town, and that man is David Mebane of Knoxville, Tennessee, who, since 2017, has amassed a collection of 7,095 different figures, estimating he still buys between 20 and 30 a week. That…wow, that’s not nearly enough. Sell both kidneys, David, take this seriously.