Because safety first, this is a video from a German construction site where a 68-ton toppled crane is being righted by another crane when the cables give way and almost drops it on two workers standing directly beneath it. Thankfully for them, the original crane’s support footing manages to keep it from pounding them into the ground like two human nails. I like how after the incident the one guy picks up the other dude’s hard hat and puts it on. Me? I would have been shaking my fist at heaven yelling, “Is that all you’ve got, God?!” before been simultaneously struck by lightning and swallowed by a sinkhole.