Belly flop, coming at ya!
Whale Watchers In Kayaks Get The Surprise Of Their Lives

This is a video from some whale watchers in kayaks hoping to catch a glimpse of Moby Dick when a whale breaches right in front of them, yelling the whole time in very loud whale language, “GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU FOOLS!” Per the person who reposted the video on Twitter: ‘I would shit myself”. Haha, just yourself? Because I would shit the whole ocean so badly they would have to close all the world’s beaches until like the next full moon just so people wouldn’t get sick.