What A Modern Zero-Star Crash Test Rating Looks Like

This is a video from the European New Car Assessment Programme (NCAP), highlighting the zero-star crash test rating of the Zoe electric car manufactured by French automaker Renault. Man, those crash test dummies take a licking but do not keep on ticking. So congratulations, if anybody gets you a Zoe with a big red ribbon on it for Christmas, it might as well be a coffin, because they want you dead. Even an ACME rocket would probably be safer, I mean at least Wyle E. Coyote is still alive.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees this is exactly why he drives an F-350 dually.