In *performs the arm pump ‘blow your horn’ gesture* news, this is a video of Youtuber WelderUp’s wife providing a brief but free-of-charge Masterclass in how to very quick-shift a semi rig as smooth as silk. Now that was impressive. For reference, I can’t even shift from first to second OR second to third without grinding gears. “But you drive an automatic.” I’m a shameful, shameful human being. “Do you even have a license?” Fishing? Yes, got it when I was 14.