59-Foot Portable Ladder Bridge Is Perfect For Sneak Attacks

The EasiBridge is a one-man deployable ladder bridge capable of spanning gaps up to 18-meters (59-feet). The 165-pound bridge certainly appears to be one-man deployable, but I doubt it’s one man portable unless that man also has the strength of four men and the stamina promised by gas station boner pills. The bridge features an integrated sled slide for quick traversing the bridge, which is smart because I would definitely want to spend as little time on top of that as possible. The longer it takes to cross, the more time you have to fall, that’s my motto. I also rip Band-Aids off quickly because I live my life IN THE FAST LANE. “Have you even left bed today?” Well I don’t pee in it.