Note: Chart cut for brevity, keep going for the whole thing.

This is a visualization created by the chart and graph makers at Visme of the most common birth months for countries around the world, grouped into latitudinal geographic zones. I learned a lot by looking at it. Mostly, that people tend to do the nasty during the fall and winter months in their area and produce offspring nine months later. Me? I make love equally the whole year round. “Not at all.” *waving hand fan at sweaty brow* It’s like an endless summer here.