Because not everybody has the Hulk-like strength of yours truly, this is a satisfying video of a machine created by JP Botelho that was designed to straighten bent rebar. Is rebar that’s been previously bent as structurally sound as rebar that hasn’t been? I have no clue, do I look like a structural engineer to you? “Only if structural engineers look like slovenly layabouts.” I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that, because I do not feel like getting up from my beanbag chair or putting on a shirt to fight you.