These are a couple videos from industrial machine manufacturer TEXTOR of two of their robotic slicing machines designed for cutting meat and cheese for pre-packaged sale. They cut so fast you can’t even see it happen — there’s just a block of meat or cheese on one side of the blur, and a stack of meat or cheese on the other. Magic! Obviously, with the amount of meat and cheese I eat– “You need one of these?” No, I was going to say I’m lucky to poop once a week, but that doesn’t stop me from taking two hour-long bathroom breaks at work every day.

Keep going for the videos. Also, in the future ‘robotic meat slicers’ will just be what we call all killer robots.