This is a video of Nikki Kundanmal filming herself practicing Sixpence None The Richer’s 1997 banger ‘Kiss Me’ when a hawk lands on her balcony railing. Then it casually comes inside to inspect her cereal bowl (that may not actually be cereal, but if she’s anything like me she just crushed four bowls of Count Chocula back-to-back and has a tummyache now), scaring the bejesus out of her, causing her to knock over her energy drink and scream for her roommate who moved out months ago. Hey, adrenaline makes you do crazy things. Love too. Me? I would have bonded with that hawk over a few bowls of the Count, then trained it to attack all my enemies in the neighborhood. Which is everyone, just to be clear.
