This is a video of Buckeye (Ohioan) woodworker Duke Harmon constructing a bar for squirrels (the Nutty Bar), which features seven different varieties of nuts on tap. At the end of the video is also some footage of squirrels visiting the bar. Man, what I wouldn’t give to be a squirrel living in Duke’s backyard. That looks like the good life. I can’t even imagine if my local bar had free drinks on tap. “You’d be dead.” No question, probably via bar fight. “Your memory but the whisper of a fart in the wind.” Wait, what? “Already long forgotten.” Mom!

Thanks to my friend Jackie, who agrees everyone spends their free time differently, and that’s okay. I mean unless you spend it serial killing, then it’s not.