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Surprise!: A Wild Sea Lion Appears

This is a video of Tiktok user miarosemia8 filming her relatively fit boyfriend at the beach when a sea lion appears out of nowhere (that water looks shallow!) and gives chase while Mia screams. There’s also a video of the aftermath, which involves the sea lion gloating in the sand, filmed by Mia from a safe distance. Sea lions, am I right? They’re always arf-arf-arfing and trying to scare you. Hey God — when I come back, I want to be a sea lion, okay? “You’ll be another turd and like it.” Not again!

@miarosemia8

please enjoy the og video of my husband and i being chased by a sea lion <3

♬ original sound – mia

@miarosemia8

look how proud of himself he was after he made me run half way down the beach

♬ original sound – mia

Thanks to JustA, who agrees they should just be thankful it wasn’t a shark with legs.