No time to waste, I need to get back to my nap!
Cat Takes The Biggest Bites Of Food You’ve Ever Seen

This is a video of a cat wearing a bread slice collar repeatedly attempting to eat an entire bowl of food in a single bite. Jeez, slow down– it’s not going anywhere! I tell my dogs the same thing but they never listen, they just scarf it down as quickly as caninely possible then spend the next minute hacking up solid pieces of the brown & crunchy on the carpet. Animals, am I right? “What about them?” We don’t deserve them. Well, except snakes and spiders. We deserve all of those, and probably in our beds at night.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees somebody needs a slow feeding bowl.