This is a video of musician Moyun, who never shows her face, performing Michael Jackson’s 1982 banger ‘Beat It’ on a traditional Chinese guzheng. She does a great job. Me? I never show my face either, although likely for completely different reasons. Maybe she does it for an air of mystery and intrigue. I do it because even the briefest glimpse of my gaze can turn people to penises. *shrug* I didn’t cast the spell, I’m just living with it. “So you’re telling me everyone I’ve ever met who’s a dick…” Sometimes I forget my sunglasses.