NOTE: I’m in Alabama visiting my family (and eating my weight in food) right now so things might be on the lighter side today and tomorrow, but I’ll do what I can and be back to my regularly scheduled nonsense on Thursday.

This is a clip from Seinfeld night at a Brooklyn Cyclones minor league baseball game, featuring an Elaine Benes dance contest. In case you couldn’t tell by watching it, Elaine #2 is the clear winner. Now I’m not sure if she actually won, but if she didn’t I would have yelled at the ump so hard I would have been ejected not just from this game, but every minor and major league game in every ballpark, forever. Words have power.

second elaine is the clear winner pic.twitter.com/SxGYBpENaT

— levy (@1929stockcrash) August 20, 2023