This is a video of a woman making the mistake of stepping on a convertible sleeper sofa while making it for a coworker and getting swallowed up by the thing. Why was the person filming — did they know this was going to happen? Regardless, she proceeds to laugh (along with the person filming, who does some solid snorting as well) from inside the belly of the beast, something I can’t imagine Jonah doing much of after getting swallowed by that whale. Me? I’m not sitting around in a whale for three days praying, I would have climbed right out of that sucker. “Mouth or butthole?” BLOWHOLE.