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Tree Attempts Last Second Revenge On Man Cutting It Down

Seen here watching his life pass before his eyes, this is a video from a man who filmed himself (from multiple angles, mind you) cutting down a tree, presumably to act as his last will and testament, or maybe just as an example of how not to cut down a tree. He actually wasn’t doing too bad of a job, but it looks like he ended up cutting too deep and instead of the tree collapsing on the hinge he made, it broke free cleanly and slid down the hinge instead, briefly standing on the ground before collapsing into his house. NICE JOB. It just goes to show you — no matter how much effort you put into taking the necessary precautions and doing a job right, things will still go south, so you’re better off just half-assing it instead. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.