This is a video of a street-vending chef stir-frying some noodles and performing an interpretive dance to PSY’s ‘Gangnam Style’ while twirling around with her wok. I’d be lying if I said I’d be standing as close as anybody you see in the video. I’d also be lying if I told you I didn’t try to impress my girlfriend with a similar performance and have to hire a professional cleaning service to clean up the mess I made in the kitchen. Speaking of — hey honey, have you seen my MR. GOOD LOOKIN’ IS COOKIN’ apron? “Last time I saw it I was burning it in the yard.” Ah.

UPDATE: Added another video from the South China Morning Post about the dancing chef.